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• (708): View more from Illinois

  oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Was it cool?

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  About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for

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  Oh my god she just threw up on her dog

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.

  (419): View more from Ohio

  You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for

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• (716): View more from New York

  I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.

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