I wanna bring you to show and tell
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
I intend to get homeless drunk
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.