Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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