white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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