Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my shit smells like andre
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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