This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
