I smell stomach acid.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
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It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
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My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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