It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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