It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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