why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
