I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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