I heard we made out
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My vagina is very pro this idea
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
