what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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