exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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