I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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