It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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