bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
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Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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