whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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