actually, I'm a sock model
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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