I don't think brook has ever known best
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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