At least make sure they are 18
Why
just come out here and I will go home with you...
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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