I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Houston, we have a squirter
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
