He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Just high enough for therapy.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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