i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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