I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
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I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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