come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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