no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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