I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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