How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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