It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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