hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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