I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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