i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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