yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
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