You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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