it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I need water and some morals
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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