Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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