And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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