i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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