i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
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You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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