her vagine was all disorganized.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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