i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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