it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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