we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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