what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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