Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
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he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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