Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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