Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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