operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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