every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
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Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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