The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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