i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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