Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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