Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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