so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
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If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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