You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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