Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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