if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Vodka?
Forever.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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