I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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